Behavioral experiments about drunk phone calls
In a dark, northern country like Finland, very few marriages would ever happen without alcohol. Quiet and shy Finns only start talking after a sixpack of beer and in order to get in contact with the opposite sex, it usually takes a couple of Jägermeister shots added.
Well, luckily we - the current 20 to 30-year-old coolster generation, that lives in the sexiest districts of Helsinki, dresses in American Apparel and COS, ombre-colors their hair and smokes electric shisha pipes - aren't that bad. We have learned to be nice, polite, and social.
However, alcohol is still the love potion of our social culture. We meet new people while partying. And admit it - we are still shy - and this is why we continue with the process of getting to know each other while being doped by champagne showers. And drunk dialing is weird. This is why I decided to give you all a little handout to decode the drunk contacts based on my own field research of the topic.
You need nothing but the moment of time of the drunk contact, and the case is clear.
He thinks of you as a friend. Or he is Italian.
Call/Message at 10 pm
He thinks you're cool but doesn't know if he is that into you.
Call/Message at 12 pm
He is interested in you.
Call/Message at 2 am
He is definitely interested in you.
Call/Message at 4 am
This one needs no explanations, right? It's a booty call. He want's to have sex with you. No emotions can be analyzed by this contact since at the moment he is just acting based by his primitive need to breed.
Call/Message at 6 am
He is in love with you.
Be my guest.
Post by Sally
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